A light‑hearted look at Steve McConnell’s “Code Complete” metaphors—Penmanship, Farming, and Oyster Farming—and how each style can make your code more or less secure. Think of Penmanship as scribbling a quick note (great for tiny scripts, terrible for big projects), Farming as planting seeds with a bit of watering (testing each piece, but still lacking a master plan), and Oyster Farming as building a sturdy oyster bed (design first, then grow securely). Spoiler: the oyster wins the security contest.